i’m tweeting all my twitter followers to kill you
submitted by mrclaytonn

i’m tweeting all my twitter followers to kill you

submitted by mrclaytonn


this reminds me of that one scene from 2001
the scene where the main character’s parents never really wanted him
submitted by brian

this reminds me of that one scene from 2001

the scene where the main character’s parents never really wanted him

submitted by brian


you think you are team edward but actually you are team fucktard
submitted by Panos

you think you are team edward but actually you are team fucktard

submitted by Panos


your screen looks psychedelic
thats nice cause you must have been high when you bought this thing
submitted by mobilekiller

your screen looks psychedelic

thats nice cause you must have been high when you bought this thing

submitted by mobilekiller


i think i see a piece of the screen you didnt destroy
you think youd at least be good at failure
submitted by nodome

i think i see a piece of the screen you didnt destroy

you think youd at least be good at failure

submitted by nodome


"I totally didn’t put this phone on the roof of the car and then drive off and then  realize that I’d left it on the roof of the car and then hit the  brakes (unknowingly causing the phone slide off the roof and into the street) and then drive  back to look for the phone in the driveway and then go back to where I’d  turned the car around only to find his phone smashed in the street. What makes you say that?"
i kept your text because i want everyone to see how long and annoying it is
submitted by samblr

"I totally didn’t put this phone on the roof of the car and then drive off and then realize that I’d left it on the roof of the car and then hit the brakes (unknowingly causing the phone slide off the roof and into the street) and then drive back to look for the phone in the driveway and then go back to where I’d turned the car around only to find his phone smashed in the street. What makes you say that?"

i kept your text because i want everyone to see how long and annoying it is

submitted by samblr


i bet those nails aren’t even real
submitted by a-dunford

i bet those nails aren’t even real

submitted by a-dunford


"from Greece with love"
this is how you break a phone in greece
because germany buys you a new one
submitted by  billys

"from Greece with love"

this is how you break a phone in greece

because germany buys you a new one

submitted by  billys


you didn’t really commit to breaking this phone
and why not? it deserves to be ground into dust

you didn’t really commit to breaking this phone

and why not? it deserves to be ground into dust