this reminds me of that one scene from 2001
the scene where the main character’s parents never really wanted him
submitted by brian
you think you are team edward but actually you are team fucktard
submitted by Panos
your screen looks psychedelic
thats nice cause you must have been high when you bought this thing
submitted by mobilekiller
i think i see a piece of the screen you didnt destroy
you think youd at least be good at failure
submitted by nodome
“I totally didn’t put this phone on the roof of the car and then drive off and then realize that I’d left it on the roof of the car and then hit the brakes (unknowingly causing the phone slide off the roof and into the street) and then drive back to look for the phone in the driveway and then go back to where I’d turned the car around only to find his phone smashed in the street. What makes you say that?”
i kept your text because i want everyone to see how long and annoying it is
submitted by samblr
“from Greece with love”
this is how you break a phone in greece
because germany buys you a new one
submitted by billys
you didn’t really commit to breaking this phone
and why not? it deserves to be ground into dust
